Anonymous asked: you have disappeared from my tumblr dash. where have you gone? :(
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS:
i will be back soon i promise :) i’ve been really busy at work and took a wonderful and much needed trip to chicago this past weekend. but i will be back full swing this coming weekend i promise!


Anonymous asked: *cuts off umbilical cord* ima free bitch baby

Anonymous asked: i came out the womb dancing with bad romance playing in the backround

Shania Twain
—Man! I Feel Like A Woman!
Man! I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain (pitched down)
this sounds like john travolta in “hairspray”
(via notsufferingfrominsanity)





